Stacy Burghardt

Fortunate to have made it to MOJO Ad (or past the age of 4) after she accidently overdosed on her grandmother’s medication as a young child, the after-effects of the MAO inhibitors are often mistaken for Stacy’s creativity.

An avid fan of straight-to-DVD movies, ridiculously opinionated celebrity gossip, men’s shoes, obnoxiously girly prints, inappropriately dirty rap and her flamboyant pet fish Jaspy (short for Jasper), it might seem easy to hate everything Stacy loves.

When she isn’t rapping along to Lil Wayne, Stacy prefers to live her life incognito as a Type A overachiever. As a passionate member of her sorority, Kappa Kappa Gamma, Stacy has served as the New Member Chairman, where she used her sense of humor (or awkward lack thereof) to help new members get acquainted with the chapter. Currently, she serves as the senior class representative on the Standards Committee, which is a responsibility that the always punctual, eternal rule-follower in her takes very seriously. Additionally, as a member of the Homecoming Steering Committee, Stacy’s Mizzou pride flies high, as she spreads the word about the upcoming 100th anniversary of the world’s first homecoming.

Late at night, long after the Type A Stacy has retired, you can find Type B Stacy charged up on 44 ounce cups of Diet Dr. Pepper (with vanilla, of course), attempting to speak German (her minor), contributing to Internet Movie Database, or plotting to pull an epic prank on you when you’d least expect it.